Dudley Moore
5:18 Wed Apr 27
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"It is against Asda policy to take any items of property into the toilets for personal or private use."
Who knew!
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stoneman
5:09 Wed Apr 27
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She was fitted up by the filth.
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ironsofcanada
3:49 Wed Apr 27
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Lily Hammer 3:48 Wed Apr 27
If its real.
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Lily Hammer
3:48 Wed Apr 27
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Big Dave
Yes, this is quite literally a game of "Hide The Sausage."
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ironsofcanada
3:21 Wed Apr 27
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Big Dave 3:19 Wed Apr 27
Got a wry smile from me.
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Big Dave
3:19 Wed Apr 27
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Any chance of a link?
There it is. No it isn't. There it is again. Oh, it has disappeared.
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Northern Sold
3:18 Wed Apr 27
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Public enquiry against the sausages... 26 years later verdict says the woman was a cunt
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Big Dave
3:14 Wed Apr 27
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Bloke I know worked in a hospital microbiology lab and used to get sent stuff for analysis - had to check swabs for bacteria.
Sometimes he used to get weirder samples. Some had been retrieved from various cavities of crazies in the local nuthouse - included batteries and on one occasion a dead bird.
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Steve the Hammer
3:10 Wed Apr 27
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Just trying to work out if this is worse than stealing water bottles or not?
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ironsofcanada
3:10 Wed Apr 27
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Might be stroking my beard on this one.
Some interesting use the language by the writer was missed in my first scan through.
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Ilford Hammer
3:09 Wed Apr 27
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Minute's silence?
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Buster
3:06 Wed Apr 27
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keddy 3:05 Wed Apr 27
Made me chortle out loud, that did.
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keddy
3:05 Wed Apr 27
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Bangers and gash
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Buzz442
3:05 Wed Apr 27
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"she looked me straight in the eyes and continued to victimize the stolen sausages"
Brilliant!
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boltkunt
3:05 Wed Apr 27
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Your mrs wasn't saying that last night, when my meat was deep in her chocolate starfish.
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chad sexington
3:04 Wed Apr 27
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No doubt she was blameless
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DaveT
3:04 Wed Apr 27
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Assume someone must have opened a locked door, probably a trainee manager who hadn't come across this situation before
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Buster
3:04 Wed Apr 27
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I bet there was less pork in that discount section sausage than there is in boltkunt's pants.
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The Stoat
3:03 Wed Apr 27
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I often wondered what Lonnie Dongean was singing about and now I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWA997xM9MI
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geoffpikey
3:02 Wed Apr 27
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Drunken Liverpool fan(ny)s to blame?
Glad she was caught and justice will be done. You'll never wank alone.
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Davenport
3:01 Wed Apr 27
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You'll never pork alone or summat.
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